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Our panelists answer questions about the week's news: Forest Facials.

Our panelists answer questions about the week's news: Let This Be Called "Getting Merkeled" From Now On.

Our panelists tell us three stories of innovations in beauty, only one of which is true.

More questions for the panel: Racy Tweeting, The New Hit Website, Flying The Friending Skies, Job Requirements.

Carl reads three news-related limericks: Shhhh!, Like Amazon For the Heartbroken, oPads.

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

Now that Fox is developing a sitcom that takes place at an NPR station, our panelists predict what the pilot episode will be about.

Carl reads three quotes from the week's news: Rich Man, Gaffe Man; The Next Big War; and Muggles Rejoice.

To start off spring training, we've invited actor John Leguizamo to play a game called "This Game Comes With a Shard of Brittle Gum." Three questions about baseball cards — invented in their modern form 60 years ago by Topps.

This segment was originally broadcast on Feb. 19, 2011.

Lucy Lawless is kind of like King Midas, but for nerds: pretty much every sci-fi or fantasy thing she touches turns to gold. Xena: Warrior Princess and Battlestar Galactica are true classics — the kinds of programs nerds will tell their children about ... if they ever manage to reproduce.

Lawless is starring in the new Starz program Spartacus: Blood and Sand, which guarantees that pasty people will be dressing up as its characters at conventions for decades to come.